Earlier than I begin with the subject of the day, (which has not been chosen but, because the committee that decides it’s out of city), I’d prefer to mirror on The Hindu Litfest 2024, which I considerably participated in, a fortnight in the past.
Firstly, might I make clear it was not my thought. Having mentioned that, I have to say, it was nicely organised and supremely nicely carried out. (I’ll have been informed to say this, then once more, I’ll haven’t. You, pricey reader, won’t ever know). On a private be aware, it was an absolute triumph. I felt like Julius Caesar returning dwelling after subjugating the Gauls, and never simply due to my receding hairline.
A minimum of two folks recognised me, though one was the Uber driver that purchased us to the venue, and apparently might not have been paid in full. Then once more, he could also be only a voracious reader, struggling to get entry. Who’s to say that yesterday’s voracious reader isn’t in the present day’s Uber driver?
Now allow us to flip our eyes to the occasion by which I used to be a part of an august panel in January. I believe, our matter was both, ‘How one can maintain an viewers’s consideration?’ or, ‘How one can change extra for a paperback version, vis-à-vis, a hard-cover version?’. Sadly, I can’t actually keep in mind as I wasn’t paying consideration on the time.
Here’s what I do keep in mind. There have been folks there. On stage, we had the gorgeous Anu Menon, the extraordinarily common Kanan Gill, and the moderator was Suresh Balakrishnan. The ability trio had an enormous benefit over me. They’d every learn not less than one full e-book. I’m not committing right here, however I’ll exit on a limb and say, in Suresh’s case, hearsay, unsubstantiated hearsay, has it — he might have even learn two. Regardless of this big drawback, I managed to outlive the session. This I did, by following the identical rules I apply to surviving my marriage. That’s by maintaining quiet for big durations of time, and interspersing the silences with “Sorry”.
Now, let me rekindle some highlights, which can’t be made up, as they’ve all been recorded and uploaded to YouTube. As we all know, no matter is on YouTube, is the reality, the entire reality, and nothing however the reality.
The session kicked off with Kannan falling backwards off his chair. Why he did this, even Kannan wouldn’t know! Treatment, and a direct problem to Newton’s Regulation of Gravity had been blamed. Then higher sense prevailed and all of us simply blamed the chair. Anu and Kannan answered all questions with embarrassing ease. Questions ranged from, a comparative examine of the works of Victor Hugo, Leo Tolstoy and Saadat Hasan Manto, to how do you spell Ayodhya accurately.
On the finish of the session, Anu, Kanan and Suresh hugged one another and cried — Anu and Suresh, from the love the neighborhood generated for them that afternoon, and Kannan from the extraordinary again ache. (On the time of writing, the ache is sort of extreme, a lot so, that Kanan has hassle merely strolling his canine. Oops, sorry, I stand corrected — not from merely strolling his canine, it ought to learn, from merely strolling. The canine, poor fellow, is pressured to stroll his personal self.
So sorry folks, since I’ll have been coerced into scripting this tribute to The Hindu Litfest 2024, I’ve no time to put in writing on a subject for this column. This will likely come as a reduction to you. Nevertheless, it’s simply extra ache for me. The profitable quest for failure continues. Until we meet once more at The Hindu Litfest 2025. Meendum sandhippom (simply studying Tamil).
The author has devoted his life to communism. Although solely on weekends.